My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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