Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Randomize
