Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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