Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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