i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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