Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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