At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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