Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
