i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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