Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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