Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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