and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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