I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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