So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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