Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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