New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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