Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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