Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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