somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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