i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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