I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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