It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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