Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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