Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
