Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Two words: blizzard sex
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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