Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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