Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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