Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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