this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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