drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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