pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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