Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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