do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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