Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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