I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This is my gift to your gina
did you just send me my own nude
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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