How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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