i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you told grandpa to call you daddy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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