Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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