your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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