Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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