Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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