So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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