He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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