i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
