I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
