I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
