I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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