in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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