im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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