Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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