i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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