cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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