I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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