so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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