I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They have beer where we have blood.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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